“This is not just my fight but it is for those that have been abused but could not come out to say the truth or stand for the truth. If I was the daughter of a prominent person, will you go to my mother, call Canada for information, would you go to my father, would you do these things?“If my parents had powers to fight you, would you still be doing these or you will just end this in the closed door. Apostle Suleman is really getting too desperate. I have seen your pictures with your wife that is what I hope God for in all marriages and I know she would be thanking God for making this happen.“Are you trying to hide something here, are you trying to hide the fact that you are not who you have been showing people that you are by playing with your wife, making people think you are so much in love with her.“Where were you last year, two years ago with your wife? Anyway, I know my God is stronger than you and he has more connection than you. No matter what I’m still standing, I don’t care the agreement you had with my mother or my family that made them bought whatever you are saying to them.“On that Sunday, you sent private cars to pick up my mother from Delta State to Auchi which is like five to six hours away. You are so desperate to get something; you want to be God that you are not. God is in heaven and he can never allow anyone takes his place and this is why I’m still standing.“Physically I have no power to fight, it’s just God that is fighting for me and this God will fight you to the last and the truth will come out.“No matter what you do with my family or calling people in Canada, the truth will come out, I will not bow. You are just an ordinary man that I have seen your nakedness, you are like an Agbero, a vulture, so skinny like a rat.“I’m not scared of you, you can make anyone bow to you but I’m standing for the truth, I have seen your nakedness on and on and I’m not shaken.“I’m placing a curse on you for doing that to my mother; you went too far to take my mother from her home to Auchi your church and made her kneel before you. For this you have done shame and destruction will come upon you.“I can’t be scared of you because I have seen your nakedness, you have used your tongue on my body, given church money to me instead I will curse you that God of truth will send his fire to destroy you.”
Friday, March 31, 2017
God Will Destroy You Because I’ve Seen Your Nakedness’ – Stephanie Otobo Curses Apostle Suleman
“This is not just my fight but it is for those that have been abused but could not come out to say the truth or stand for the truth. If I was the daughter of a prominent person, will you go to my mother, call Canada for information, would you go to my father, would you do these things?“If my parents had powers to fight you, would you still be doing these or you will just end this in the closed door. Apostle Suleman is really getting too desperate. I have seen your pictures with your wife that is what I hope God for in all marriages and I know she would be thanking God for making this happen.“Are you trying to hide something here, are you trying to hide the fact that you are not who you have been showing people that you are by playing with your wife, making people think you are so much in love with her.“Where were you last year, two years ago with your wife? Anyway, I know my God is stronger than you and he has more connection than you. No matter what I’m still standing, I don’t care the agreement you had with my mother or my family that made them bought whatever you are saying to them.“On that Sunday, you sent private cars to pick up my mother from Delta State to Auchi which is like five to six hours away. You are so desperate to get something; you want to be God that you are not. God is in heaven and he can never allow anyone takes his place and this is why I’m still standing.“Physically I have no power to fight, it’s just God that is fighting for me and this God will fight you to the last and the truth will come out.“No matter what you do with my family or calling people in Canada, the truth will come out, I will not bow. You are just an ordinary man that I have seen your nakedness, you are like an Agbero, a vulture, so skinny like a rat.“I’m not scared of you, you can make anyone bow to you but I’m standing for the truth, I have seen your nakedness on and on and I’m not shaken.“I’m placing a curse on you for doing that to my mother; you went too far to take my mother from her home to Auchi your church and made her kneel before you. For this you have done shame and destruction will come upon you.“I can’t be scared of you because I have seen your nakedness, you have used your tongue on my body, given church money to me instead I will curse you that God of truth will send his fire to destroy you.”
President Buhari Nominates Three New NDDC Board Members

Papa Ajasco Reloaded Set to Return with A Different Story Line

“The reality is that what people consider as overt exposures of female sexual appealing figures are really happening in our society.
FEC Approves $500m Eurobond

Gov. Ambode Approves Release of N582m for Payment of Pensioners

Business Owners in Nigeria Can Now Conveniently Register Online Within 48 hours – CAC

MTN Pays FG Another N30 Billion Part of N330 Billion Fine

Wednesday, March 29, 2017
PHOTOS: Samsung Unveils Galaxy S8 and S8+ Phones

Samsung’s calls this the “infinity display”, and even the home button has been removed, replaced with a pressure-sensitive section at the bottom of the screen.
Launching on 28 April (though pre-order customers will receive theirs a week early), the Galaxy S8 will retail at £689 and the S8+ at £779.

Those prices are £10 and £40 cheaper than the respective iPhone models Samsung is competing with, but leave the S8 £120 more than the S7 and the S8+ £140 more expensive than the S7 Edge.
Two colours will hit Britain, “Midnight Black” and “Orchid Grey”, and Samsung is still decided whether to launch a third colour, “Arctic Silver”.

That allows the two devices, with screens of 5.8in and 6.2in respectively, to occupy the body of a phone with a much smaller display.The Galaxy S8, for instance, has dimensions of 148.9 x 68.1 x 8mm, roughly a centimetre shorter and narrower (though 0.7mm thicker) than an iPhone 7 Plus, despite having a screen 0.3in larger.The screen, with a resolution of 2960 x 1440 pixels on both models, is also the first on a mobile phone to be rated as Mobile HDR Premium, certifying it as meeting a certain standard for high dynamic range content – showing blacker blacks, brighter whites and a generally larger range of brightness than most phones.Inside the devices is an octacore chip (with four cores clocked at 2.3Ghz and four at 1.7Ghz), the first in a smartphone to be made in a 0.1 micron production process, along with 4GB of Ram and 64GB of flash storage. Also present an expansion slot for microSD cards: while Samsung removed the slot for the Galaxy S6, from the S7 onwards, owners have been able to slot in an SD card for extra storage.Although largely similar apart from their screens, the two sizes do have one other difference: a larger battery in the larger model, rated at 3,500mAh, while the smaller phone has storage of 3,000mAh.The Galaxy S8 will ship with Android 7, Nougat, which is currently the most recent version of Android. It is due to be superseded in the third quarter of 2017 by Android O.The cameras on the two devices remain largely similar to those in the Galaxy S7: A 12MP rear-facing camera, with optical image stabilisation, and an 8MP selfie camera, both with an F1.7 aperture.Also included is a fingerprint sensor on the back of the device, next to the camera, and a face unlock feature.One thing that’s survived the upgrade is the headphone jack. Six months after Apple took the heat for shipping the iPhone 7 without a standard 3.5mm plug, the Galaxy S8 still has room for the old port.
ASUU Gives FG July Deadline to Pay N128bn Allowances

“The MoU stipulates that N200 billion would be released in 2013 for massive injection of funds to reposition Nigerian public universities for global competition.
“Thereafter, N220 billion is to be released for subsequent five years, adding up to N1.3 trillion by 2018, not a single kobo has been released up till date.”
The Kardashians Freaking Out As ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashian’ Ratings Falls Drastically

Radar reports that the Kardashians/Jenner are really worried about this drop in ratings and would not know what to do with themselves without their show.
University of Abuja Sacks 2 Senior Staff Over ‘Whistle-blowing’

Termination of the appointments of the two staff came just four days after the burial of the Pro-Chancellor and Chairman of the University Governing Council, Samuel Ogbemudia, in Benin City, as the Governing Council convened meeting on 22nd and 23rd of March 2017, to effect the sack.Meantime, SSANU has stated that the Federal Government was too slow to wield the big stick on perpetrators of corrupt practices, either as convicts or suspects under investigation/trial as in the cases in the Nigerian University system in recent times. SSANU in a statement issued yesterday and signed by its National President, Comrade Samson Chijioke Ugwoke, said the suspension and termination of appointments of the two staff of the University as a result of whistle blowing, constituted a gross violation of the Whistle Blowing Policy of the present administration, which should not go unpunished.The union has called for the reversal of the termination of the appointments of the affected members, Comrades Jude Nwabueze and Nurrudeen Yusuf by the Management and Council of University within one week. SSANU also demanded that the Management and Council of University of Abuja should tender a strong apology to the Federal Government and the Nigerian citizens for allegedly defying the orders of Government and disregarding constituted authorities.According to the statement,“The Union, SSANU, wishes to bring to the notice of the Nigerian public and the world at large that the reason the Management of the University gave for the said termination of the appointments is false. It is because of whistle blowing and Union activities, and not insubordination as alleged. SSANU therefore wants to put the records straight. “The Management of the University of Abuja got itself engulfed in unauthorized recruitment of staff without following due process, thus over bloating the system. “When the government of President Muhammadu Buhari came to power and it was no more business as usual, coupled with the recession that greeted the Country, the Budget Office stuck to the release of the actual budgetary provision for all MDAs. “This led to “perceived shortfall in the university (Abuja) in 2015 as the University could not pay the entire staff their correct salaries. This and many other demands of the Union (SSANU) in University of Abuja, including unpaid arrears of promotion and other welfare issues of members, gave rise to the crisis which HEIGHTENED in 2015.“The Management failed to honour her own side of the Memorandum of Understanding it entered into with the Union that would have ended the crisis in the early times. The Union had to cry out to the Federal Government (whistle blowing) for intervention. Does this constitute acts of insubordination?” SSANU in the statement further stated, “The Management of University of Abuja began dealing with the issues in contention initially by inviting the two staff in their capacities as SSANU Chairman and Secretary along with the other Exco members to meetings where some understandings were reached that would have nipped the problems in the bud.“The failure of Management to do the needful led to the externalization of the matter (i.e. to Government and the public through the Press) by the Union. This angered the Management who decided to single out the Chairman and Secretary (i.e. Jude Nwabueze and Nurudeen Yusuf) and issued queries to them, this time as staff of the University transport and health services units respectively (no more as SSANU leaders).
“The Management also went ahead to suspend the duo without salary (not even half salary) and without any defined period as is the practice in the Nigerian University System and public service. Consequently, they have been on suspension without salary for the past eight months. “The University Governing Council Disciplinary Committee that eventually recommended the dismissal of the two staff (Officers of SSANU) did not even bother to give them any fair hearing before conviction, neither did the Council, though illegally convened, see this procedure as faulty.
“All principles of natural justice were jettisoned. The public may also wish to know that there was disagreement among the members of the Senior Staff Disciplinary Committee which led to incomplete signature of all members.” Commenting on the legality of the meeting of the Governing Council that allegedly terminated the appointment of the two staff, SSANU said, “The meeting of the Governing Council was convened on 22nd and 23rd of March 2017, barely four (4) days after the burial of the Pro-Chancellor and Chairman of the University Governing Council, Samuel Ogbemudia, in Benin City.“The respect accorded Elder Statesmen in this part of the world was thrown to the wind, all in a bid to hurriedly disengage some persons from their source of daily living in the guise of insubordination. Courtesy demands that the Council meeting would have waited at least two weeks as a mark of respect.“In a rational setting, the vacuum created by the death of the Pro-Chancellor would have been filled, even if it is in acting capacity. This was not done. Neither was there any clearance or permission obtained from the Honourable Minister of Education for the said meeting.
“The meeting was therefore not properly convened as required by law. As it stands, the Vice-Chancellor, in conspiracy with some of his cronies in the Council, connived to hold this illegal council meeting. From the proceedings of the meeting, it appears as if the major reason for the “emergency” meeting was to disengage these two staff. “The public may wish to know that the tenure of the present Council has expired and Government has put machineries in place to constitute a new one. This is probably why the Vice-Chancellor, out of desperation to send these two packing, knowing fully that he may not elicit the support of the incoming Council to do the dirty job, connived with some members to hurriedly convene the meeting to quickly execute his agenda.
“It is also important to inform that the Council did not reach any conclusion on the matter whether or not to dismiss or terminate the staff, because inside sourceS revealed that the issue of the legality of the Council meeting surfaced during the session and it became so weighty that no meaningful decision could be taken that would stand. “Therefore, at what point did the decision to terminate the appointment of the duo came to be, and who gave the directive that the termination letters be issued?”
JAMB Reduces UTME Exam Duration by One Hour

Vice President Osinbajo Departs Nigeria to Attend Anti-corruption Forum In Paris

During the conference, Prof. Osinbajo would hold bilateral talks with the Secretary-General of the organization Angel Gurria to review and explore relationship between Nigeria and the body including how to further strengthen mutual cooperation in the areas such as good governance, integrity and anti-corruption efforts.Founded in 1961, OECD’s mission includes the attainment of global economic development through supporting sustainable economic growth, boosting employment, raising living standards, contributing to the growth of world trade and maintaining financial stability among other objectives.While in Paris, the Vice President will also hold a number of meetings with the French Minister Mr. Bernard Cazeneuve, the statement said. He is expected back in Abuja by weekend.
Nigeria Customs Redeploys 337 Assistant Comptrollers

The redeployment exercise which also confirms AC Joseph Attah as the substantive Public Relations Officer of the Service, moved AC Babadidi B from FOU D to Apapa, AC Udenze A from ICT to TCIP, AC Ilesanmi K.D from Apapa to Kad/Kt, AC Ugorji, O.A from ICT to PH II among others.
The CGC charged the affected officers to support the leadership of their new Commands in the renewed efforts to entrench a more transparent culture of service delivery.He said ‘so much is expected from NCS in terms of economic and security well-being of the country, we cannot afford to fail the nation’.
President Buhari Sets Up Committee to Resolve Outstanding Issues with National Assembly

The Senate on Tuesday suspended the confirmation of 27 Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC)’s Resident Electoral Commission (REC), officers over what it described as President Muhammadu Buhari’s refusal to sack the Acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mr. Ibrahim Magu.The upper chamber also on Tuesday summoned the chairman of the presidential committee on anti-corruption, Prof. Itse Sagay, whom they accused of making derogatory remarks against the Senate.Sagay, who commented on the refusal of the senate to confirm the re-nomination of Ibrahim Magu as substantive chairman of the EFCC, was reported to have gone to the press and said that the `senate merely confirms’.The Senate also turned back the comptroller-general of Customs, Hameed Ali, (an appointee of the President) for not appearing in Customs uniform.Senators, by a voice vote, had directed him to return to the National Assembly on Wednesday, March 22, in proper uniform designated for the office of Comptroller-General of Nigeria Customs Service.The House of Representatives Committee on Basic Education also summoned the Minister of Education to explain why the current Permanent Secretary of his Ministry, Jamila Shuara refused to appear before the House of over her extension of service.Mohammed described the protest embarked upon by unions in his ministry as normal in any democratic environment.
He, however, appealed to the unions to show more understanding as the ministry was doing all it could to meet their demands if the nation’s economy improved.“It is not unusual for unions to call for the removal of ministers. Any minister should expect that.“They are complaining about welfare but there is a limit to what government can do within the available resources.“As much as we sympathise with them on the situation, the economy is simply not healthy enough to accommodate what it used to accommodate in the past.“If anybody is concerned and worried about expenditures in my ministry, they should go and check because it is open.“We have appealed to them several times but we met a culture that we cannot sustain. If and when the economy improves, we will look into some of the grievances that are genuine.“We listen to them; they always meet with the Permanent secretary and directors. But once the resources are not there, there is little we can do. We will just continue to plead with them to be patient with us,’’ he said.Also speaking with the reporters, the Minister of Interior, Abdulrahma Dambazau, disclosed that the council approved N403million for the purchase of 15 water carrying vehicles for the Federal Fire Service to further revamp the fire service unit.
“Today’s council approved the procurement of some water carrying vehicles for the Federal Fire Service, this is in an attempt to further revamp the federal fire service which has experienced dearth of equipment for a very long time and that with the challenges we have in terms of fire incidents all over the country.“The last time I spoke I told you the government is making every effort to make sure that the fire service is revamped so that we have the necessary equipment, training and personnel to be able to face the challenges.“Today as part of it FEC approved what is remaining of the 2016 budget, the procurement of 15 water tankers that have the capacity to be used as fighting trucks.
“This is costing the government N403million out of the budget that was appropriated in 2016.
“The total budget is about 5.5billion naira for the procurement of fire-fighting equipment and we have already procured a lot from that.’’Similarly, the Minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun, told the correspondents that the council approved the ratification for the establishment of the West African Tax Administration forum.According to her, forum is a platform to promote mutual agreement and cooperation among West African tax authorities.“Nigeria is the host of this body but we have ratified the project. The effect of it is that there will be better information sharing and cooperation between countries within West Africa on tax administration. This is really part of our tax reform efforts.“As you know Nigerians own properties in Ghana and other neigbouring countries, now for tax purposes they will be able to have access to that type of information.“Linked to that is the directive of the FEC to the SGF to remind companies that there is an existing provision in the law that companies are supposed to have on their letter headed papers the names of their directors and their registered offices but what we have seen is that many bodies that are transacting business with government simply have the names of the company and no details of who the directors are.“So for tax purposes it is quite difficult to trace them, so the SGF will be issuing a circular reminding agencies and ministries of government that it is the law and therefore they are at liberty not to treat any document that doesn’t comply with the law.“And equally the Accountant General is being advised that payment will only be effected to companies that are fully in compliance with the law just to make sure that all those who are doing business with government and making from government are paying the right taxes.’’
Adeosun stated that the council also endorsed the 500 million Eurobond, saying that the National Assembly had already approved the Eurobond.
NNPC Raises Alarm Over Fake Recruitment Exercise

Bitcoin entrepreneur Amir Taaki quizzed over fighting in Syria
A London-based software developer and "hacker" has said he is under police investigation after going to Syria to fight against the Islamic State group.
Amir Taaki, 29, a leading developer of online currency Bitcoin, was once named by Forbes as one of the most influential young people in technology.
Mr Taaki told the BBC he returned to the UK from Syria in 2016 and has spent the past 12 months on police bail.
The Foreign Office warns people not to travel to Syria for any reason.
"When I discovered Rojava [the term Kurds use to refer to northern or Syrian Kurdistan] I felt I had to go there," he told the BBC.
"At first, I was completely scared - I thought I was going to die.
"I got sent to the frontline. I had no training, and I was given a Kalashnikov. I learnt how to use a gun on the way, another Western fighter showed me."
Mr Taaki says he spent three and half months fighting with the Kurdish People's Protection Units [YPG] military group and experienced several battles against IS.
He says he was not injured in the fighting, except in one incident, he tells me laughing: "I did fall into a trench."
When asked "Did you kill anyone?" he explains that his experiences in battles with IS were at long range, so it is impossible to tell.
"I found myself on the front with a gun, I had to fight. But I wanted to go elsewhere, where my skills would be useful."
Mr Taaki says he later met with the economics committee of Rojava and began helping the Kurds with local projects, such as a crowd-funding campaign which raised money and then built fertilizer factories to help farmers growing food.
Currency plans
The Syrian Kurds are not only fighting to defeat IS, but they have the aim of creating a new kind of socialist society.
This Kurdish vision is based on revolutionary ideas of living in a much less hierarchical way than the West - a system called "democratic confederalism".
This is what Amir Taaki says truly inspired him to travel to the conflict.
"My main goal with going to Rojava was not because I opposed Isis, it's because I support their [the Kurds'] revolution. I support their politics and their struggle.
"It is the only solution for lasting peace in the Middle East."
Bitcoin, he believes, could help the Syrian Kurds.
"They're trying to create a people's economy. To establish a decentralised economy, you need decentralised money.
"Rojava's under embargo, so there's no way to move money in or out. So we have to actually create our own Bitcoin economies.
"Now we have a technological tool for people to freely organise outside state system. Because it is a currency not controlled by central banks."
But software previously developed by Amir Taaki to allow untraceable, anonymous transactions, has been criticised by authorities because it may be used for money laundering or to fund organised terror groups.
When he returned to London in 2016, Mr Taaki says he was arrested at the airport and questioned under counter-terror legislation.
"I was not expecting it at all," he says.
"They stopped the plane, and they arrested me. They confiscated computers, phones and everything".
He says he has been told by police that he remains under investigation.
"I don't support terrorism or terrorist acts. What's the political motive in keeping an investigation open against me?"
Rejects lavish lifestyle
There are no reliable figures for how many British people have gone to fight with the Kurds.
The YPG itself estimates that "hundreds" of volunteers from many countries have fought with it.
The YPG is not a banned group in the UK, but is considered a terror organisation by Turkey, which has a history of conflict with the Kurds.
Mr Taaki was once tipped to be a future billionaire.
He could work in Sillicon Valley and enjoy an incredible career. So why not, I ask?
"I could go and live on a beach in Brazil and party," he tells me. "I don't want that, though."
When challenged on why he needed to pick up a gun at all, he replies: "I'm glad about it, to be honest, it was an important experience to have."
A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: "Everyone who returns from taking part in the conflict in Syria or Iraq must expect to be reviewed by the police to determine if they have committed criminal offences and to ensure that they do not pose a threat to our national security."
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Air Peace to Commence Dubai, Mumbai, Atlanta, London Routes

Manchester United Have Been Unlucky Under Mourinho, Says Sir Alex Ferguson

Messi Suspended For Four Argentina Matches

Wizkid Teases His “Come Closer” Collaboration With Drake

Skepta. A song the pair recorded with the title “Hush Up the Silence” debuted on episode 37 of OVO Sound Radio in February.In an Instagram post this morning, March 28, Wizkid shared what looks like a still from a music video with “Come Closer Ft. Drake” written over the top. The caption on the post reads: “31-3,” suggesting a March 31 release date.https://www.instagram.com/p/BSLOjgvAzeN/
DJ Khaled To Appear In Upcoming “Pitch Perfect 3” Movie

DJ Khaled is taking his talents to the big screen. On Monday evening, the We The Best rapper announced on Instagram that he’ll be guest starring in the upcoming movie Pitch Perfect 3.Sharing numerous photos from his time on set, Khaled says “he has a major role” in the movie, but it’s unclear at the moment what exactly his role will be still. Based on the pictures though, it kinda looks like he might play himself with the velvet jumpsuit he’s seen wearing.Either way, it’s another huge look for DJ Khaled, who continues to stay out here winning.
Tyga Says His 4-Year-Old Enjoys “Cars, Women & Jewelry”

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQlXo3YDjSg/
I’m Happy at Manchester City, I Don’t Want to Leave – Iheanacho

Nigeria’s Angry Children of Suicide – Reuben Abati Writes

Suicide is an act of self-destruction, an escape from the self, an act of self-defeat. Whether the suicide is anomic or fatalistic, due to loss of job, broken relationships, dis-inhibition, economic deprivation, environmental factors, disability or psychosis, it usually arises from an awareness of the inadequacy of the self. What Germans call “weltschmerz”, that is, a discrepancy between personal expectations and the reality of personal space, which for many may result in anger, aggressiveness, a feeling of rejection, isolation, inadequacy and ultimately a revolt against the self.
It is often assumed that poverty is synonymous with this resolve to deconstruct the self but the highest suicide rates are actually found in countries with wealth, and better environment, and all ten of the most popular spots for suicide in the world are in developed countries. What is certain however regardless of the place and time, is that human beings decide to abbreviate their own mortality when they resolve that they can no longer live with the discrepancy between what they are and what they would like to be, or what they have been and what they have suddenly become or what they expect and what happens to them eventually, all of this basically in the context of the imagined stigma, shame, disgrace or disappointment.
What is instructive in our own circumstance, however, is that suicide has always been frowned upon in our society: It is forbidden by law, religion, society and tradition, to the extent that in local communities, persons who commit suicide are not given any decent burial, they are thrown into the evil forest to serve as a deterrence to others, and the affected family is stigmatized. It is for this reason perhaps that suicide cases used to be very few in our land. Besides, Nigerians are known for their optimism and resilience.
We were once described as one of the happiest people on earth, and one Dictionary describes a segment of our population, the Yoruba as the “fun-loving people of the South West part of Nigeria.” Nigerians love life so much they describe virtually every funeral as a “celebration of life” and every life, including the poorest is advertised in funeral posters as “a life well spent.” The cemetery is seen as a desolate, lonely, outside corner of the social space where no one is in a hurry to go. But all that has changed; or appears to be changing, for in the last two years, suicide seems to have become fashionable among seemingly ordinary folks.
I use the phrase “seemingly ordinary folks” advisedly, because the other kind of suicide that is known to Nigerians remains even surprising, and I refer here to the terrorism, religious fundamentalism-inspired suicide attempts of the likes of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab and Boko Haram agents. When the news broke in 2009, that the former had been uncovered as a suicide bomber, Nigerians were shocked. The reaction then was that it was impossible for a Nigerian to willingly decide to die for, of all reasons, ideological or religious reasons. We were soon proven wrong when Boko Haram began to deploy both male and female, mature and teenage, suicide bombers who turned Nigeria into an extension of the killing fields of al-Qaeda. This trend continues, with the hope within the larger society, that it is something that would end someday.
What the emerging literature shows is that the conditions for every suicide vary in time and space, but in Nigeria, the reported cases point to too many cases of self-deconstruction on the basis of economic deprivation, loss of status, debt, helplessness. The responsibility of government is to ensure the security and welfare of the people. There has been a great failing in this regard, with the people driven further below their perceived reality, which reinforces the causative principle earlier defined. Some of the recently reported cases are as follows: a man ended it all because he could not give his wife “chop-money”, another woman chose to die because she could not pay off her debts, in one week in Lagos, a doctor, two women and an elderly man chose the Lagoon as their death-spot. With the way the Lagos Lagoon has suddenly become a popular spot for suicide in Nigeria, it may well in due course, become one of the most popular suicide spots in the world.
It is noteworthy, if I must say so, that the ten most popular suicide spots on earth are associated with the sea, and bridges, with perhaps the sole exception of the Aokigahara Forest-Mount Fuji in Japan where suicide rate is as high as 100 per year. The Japanese may tolerate suicide and consider it supernatural, but here in Nigeria, it is a growing trend that should be discouraged. Some priests have said the Lagos Lagoon is angry and that is why it has been attracting persons to jump into it: if indeed whatever spirit that controls the Lagoon is hungry, the Oba of Lagos and his chiefs should hurry up and feed that spirit with whatever it eats. I assume that this would be a more useful venture than the partisan declaration by the Oba of Lagos that nobody should contest against the incumbent Lagos State Governor in 2019! But how about the other unreported causes of suicide, far away from the Lagoon? This is where the dilemma lies and where our constructive social theory, and the admissibility of every piece of evidence, empirical and customary, meets a brick-wall.
As a country, society and government, we would always have to deal with deviant behaviour, into which category suicide – the ultimate act of violence and rebellion against self and society falls in this particular context, what is crucial is society’s level of preparedness to reduce the scope and range. In Nigeria, we are not prepared at all. When people fall into depression in other countries, they visit counselors and psychiatrists. In Nigeria, a prominent leader once dismissed psychology as a useless course that should be removed from the curriculum.
Graduates of psychology end up doing something else, or they end up offering pro bono counseling on social media like my in-law, Joro Olumofin, but with people dying for no just reasons and jumping into the river or hanging themselves or killing their spouses and family members, this is a country in urgent need of professional counselors. Psychiatry is another relevant discipline that has been utterly neglected.
I once gave a keynote address at the Psychiatric Hospital, Aro in Abeokuta and I was again Keynote Speaker at the 100th anniversary of Psychiatry in Nigeria. Nothing has changed since then. We don’t have enough psychiatric doctors or hospitals in Nigeria. The few psychiatric hospitals are poorly funded, psychiatric doctors are poorly treated, the discipline is disregarded, and yet this is a country of psychotic cases at all levels, the more serious cases are in government, making decisions that create more problems of bipolar disorder in the larger society. Nigeria is a victim, like many other developing countries, of a one-sided embrace of globalization and its gains and evils. People watch TV and they are socialized into a new form of thinking that is disconnected with local values and culture. They become anti-heroes in the process. Suicide or attempted suicide has not fetched any one or any family any kind of honour in our society.
Given this sociology, greater attention needs to be paid to the increasing incidence of suicide, in the North and the South particularly, with the most vulnerable states properly identified and strategic intervention measures put in place. A preliminary observation indicates that the most affected persons in the North are radical Islamic extremists used as pawns by the Boko Haram, while in the 10 most affected states in the South, the cause is basically existential. This observation is based on reported cases, but with the increasing frequency, it is safe to hazard a guess that there are many more unreported cases, which may provide additional or different sociological conclusions.
Whatever the case may be, this rise of despair in the country needs to be managed. Suicide prevention hotlines have been announced, but the thought of suicide should be discouraged in the first place, through better governance, opportunities for professional counseling, and better management of mental health. Most Nigerians don’t even know who to go to, or talk to when they are depressed! And if they know, they don’t want their private secrets to be known. When the suicide succeeds or fails, the relatives are in need of help: they will need counseling, to deal with the frustration and the shame.
I believe that suicide-related problems can be fixed. The challenge is to convert the people’s pessimism into optimism through people-centred governance and to deliver the much-expected, much-trumpeted change in their circumstances. Disappointment leads to frustration, to anger, to despondency, to losses, to despair and ultimately to self-destruction for the weak-hearted. But suicide is not a solution. And to those who doubt this, Teebliz, Tiwa Savage’s husband is a living testimony. Not too long ago, he wanted to jump into the Lagoon. He said his wife, the award- winning singer, had disappointed him. He accused her of many better-unmentioned-again-thing s. He could not take it anymore and he wanted to self-destruct.His suicide attempt was more or less televised, because it was everywhere on social media – it is not every suicide that is so televised- eventually he was prevented from taking the plunge, and he raved and ranted afterwards and then went quiet. Months later, he has been shown taking photographs with the same woman for whom he wanted to play a Romeo without a Juliet. In their most recent outings, they have been shown with their son, Jamil who looks like his father’s twin, and last weekend, the boy had his Christening at a church in Lekki. Teebliz has been pictured bonding with his son and beaming with fatherly pride.
If he had jumped into the Lagoon when he wanted to do so, he would have been long dead and forgotten. But Teebliz looks much happier now, and deep within him, he must be grateful to the persons who did not allow him to jump. He must be particularly happy seeing his son growing up into a fine young kid. There is nothing in this life that cannot be fixed and there lies the futility of suicide.