A young man who was only just having the time of his life
during s*x with his girlfriend, has ended up experiencing what he never
thought of.
Two lovebirds at a college (name withheld) in Thika Town, Kenya, mid last week caused a scene when their s*x session went awry. According to SDE, desperate to redeem himself after his girlfriend
threatened to dump him for being clumsy between the sheets, the male
student, only identified as Ricky, took libido-boosting pills before
going for a bedroom marathon with his disgruntled girlfriend.
However, things didn’t go as planned and the 24-year-old fourth year
student collapsed and fainted while desperately trying to satisfy her,
leading to a scandal that left the students and staff members in shock.
SDE reports that a student in the know revealed that it all began
after Ricky came under sharp criticism from his girlfriend over his
boring and below par performance between the sheets.
At his wit’s end, a panic-stricken Ricky, who was not ready to be
dumped, invested in the infamous blue pill to fire up his loins. However, what was expected to be steamy session turned tragic after
he reportedly started gasping for breath before collapsing into a heap.
The terrified girl screamed, attracting students and hostel wardens who ambulated him to the health unit. It is alleged Ricky had earlier on shared his tribulations with some
of his friends with whom he brainstormed and came up with possible
solutions. “He was desperate to turn around things for the better and finally redeem himself after friends shared with him tips. He took the pill and washed it down with alcohol, hoping it would
help him give his best and eventually win back trust and favour from his
girl,” a friend who sought anonymity told SDE. The source admitted that they had asked around for the pills, which they hoped would salvage the relationship.“He had lately been depressed and frustrated, after his girl
threatened to dump him, for falling short of expectation during
intimacy. We are not sure if he took an overdose, because we were told
they are not harmful when taken in the right dosage,” said the terrified
friend.
“Thank God he is still alive, we were really scared, cases of men who
have given up the ghost after using the pills wrongly are rife,” he
added. Ricky visited his girlfriend, hoping to cause fireworks, only to be overwhelmed by the drug’s strong side effects minutes later. While in his birthday suit, Ricky was wrapped in a bed sheet and
quickly rushed to the institution’s health unit, as some of the students
in the hostel burst into gales of laughter. Luckily, he was quickly attended to and regained consciousness moments later. His girlfriend, who had accompanied him to the health unit, melted into the crowd to avoid embarrassment and questioning. Medics at the health facility expressed their shock at why such a
young man would resort to libido-boosting pills when his systems and
weapon of mass procreation are expected to be in tip top condition. Ricky, who has since become a subject of mockery, was discharged but
advised to seek counselling as well as a long term solution to his low
performance problem.
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